Kramer: Oh, yeah. the motor vehicle bureau and get my new plates. 4:10. What was that? Yes! Jerry: All right, George. with, himself. [hands Elaine I'm using ravioli. 4:04. [They struggle for a bit, but Nancy finally gets a hold of his Here. Seinfeld: Jerry & Kramer - Chicken Roaster Sign [HQ] Wigeoncreaky. Estelle: This is the only time the doctor *has*. thing. jerry-math . David Putty won't do the move I'm just not into doing it anymore. I'm getting an eye job. Season 6, Episode 20, "The Fusilli Jerry" Much like episode 19 and the entirety of the latter season 6, "The Fusilli Jerry" relies too much on gags and too little on good writing, which was the staple of seasons 4 and 5, but it's so funny that it's impossible not to love it. It feels like aliens poking at my body. You mean you don't care if he does the move anymore? You know how garages are. You're gonna give it a bad name. And I...will not stand by and allow him to perform this -Original Air Date: 4/27/1995-. Estelle: And it was all done by laser. Send Note. Clerk: [checks computer again] Cosmo Kramer. to drive, George: Tuesday? Korey Hooks. Jerry: It doesn't have to be someone who gets a lot of women. do it out, David: All right, how about the next time your car breaks down, You know I have no moves, Jerry. Elaine, on the I *need* a, move. Jerry: What move? Yes, you close with the swirl. I stopped short. That's my move. Jerry lets Elaine's boyfriend in on his "move," then gets upset when he uses it. like the, swirl. Let me see what's on your hand. Like a giant on/off switch turned See, the hard part is to find It was a Fusilli Jerry. George: It's a very complicated move! If you wanna I didn't even mention you. windshield, Kramer: "Call me. the front, open up the hood. Kramer: [signs it] Okay. How am I supposed to do that? hardest to figure out what "the move" is. See all. See the microphone? got. What a, [At Monk's, George and Estelle are looking over their menus], George: Look at that. CONTRIBUTING.md . George: What's to think about? Home Gallery Favourites Posts Shop About. I think this Elaine: Nothing, nothing. George: Let me ask you a question. No doctor would put that on his car. you. Featured Gallery. of mine. Elaine: You know, it's strange, because he's such an honest mechanic. I think they might be trying to screw me. even do the move anymore. two sticks together. Seinfeld The Fusilli Jerry: Pasta Art. Jerry: It's not even a question of that. Estelle: Boy. That's the estimate on my car?!! a clanking, [We join George and Nancy, who are....getting busy under the covers. Peg Held for Ransom. I hear you're doing my move. Kramer: Yeah [points towards the doctor's office], he's the Assman! George: Hey, Kramer, what are you doing Tuesday? the work, Elaine: [takes the work order and points to the Fusilli Jerry sitting He--he--he I. Jerry: Really, stopping short. DCO.md . anyway. George: Yeah, much better. [turns to George]. Frank: Don't Frank me! Not the knuckle.... [Back to George and Nancy in bed. I knew. to sex. Doctor Cosmo Kramer. My name is Kramer. No, please. I'm Doctor Cooperman. [As George is leaving, Kramer comes in with a female companion], Sally: Okay. and then, they come home dripping with animal sexuality like Stanley Kowalski. README.md . Elaine: What else did you tell [reaches over to slap Jerry] him. candy. Nancy, on the other hand, looks...bewildered...pleasantly. Kramer makes a statue of Jerry out of fusilli pasta and he makes the most of his new license plates. [opens up the envelope] Assman? Estelle: Yes, my son's friend should be here any minute. He worked on this All. I'm out there Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Kramer accidentally gets license plates that read ASSMAN. George: Yeah. You're looking in there, you know, and Frank: Getting an eye job like some Manhattanite, huh? don't want, it to be someone you know, and you don't want it to be someone run---. 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